OPPORTUNISTS AND             )
SELF-DESCRIBED VICTIMS       )
                             )      StellaAwards.com
    Plaintiffs,              )
                             )      pleading before the
           vs.               )
                             )      Court Of Public Opinion
ANY AVAILABLE DEEP POCKETS   )
AND THE U.S. JUSTICE SYSTEM  )      begs the court to take notice that
                             )
    Defendants.              )      Oops: There's a Problem!
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May it please the court:

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To thwart spammer scum, who try to post garbage to our site via forms (which, duh, doesn't even work), we've had to change how forms are processed here: they require that your browser has Javascript enabled. Most browsers do, but apparently yours does not, or you're using software that blocks it. Please re-enable your Javascript and try again. Sorry for the hassle, but we were getting so much spam we had to take action.

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